At least Joel Montgomery kept his pants on...for all we know

Joel Montgomery is farked

Joel Montgomery, one of the f-ups that makes up the Birmingham city council, was apprehended on Saturday morning for being sh-tfaced in Five Points. Still think that raise for the BPD officers is top priority, Joel?

//in other news, District 1 is now in the market for a new council rep

Dairy Queen wants to toss my salad

Look out for your cornhole in the DQ bathroom.